While we’re sure that the owners of this dog don’t want to encourage it to tear up papers or mail that it finds lying around, it looks like today’s target was at least spam fliers. You know, the ones that come in a little magazine, but you barely even look at them before tossing them straight into the recycle bin?
Yes, the dog got up to some mischief and that’s a bad thing in the long run, but at least nothing of value was lost. Despite all that, this dog looks like it knows it has done something wrong. Once again, we see the guilty hunch of the shoulders. But it also looks so…tired. Like it’s weary of having to tear up those mailers.
Keeping Them for Later
Normally when a dog breaks into a pantry, or any other place that contains human food, it’s to gorge itself on something. Not this dog, though – it likes to create a little game. He wants to give the kids of the household something to do when they get home, we guess.
Apparently this has happened enough times for the owners to hang a sign around the dog’s neck for a little bit of shaming on the internet. However, looking into this interesting bit of behavior tells us that it’s possible the dog is hiding food around the house because it’s worried the owners will never come back. If the owners never come back, who will feed it? Why the potatoes that are hidden all around the house, that’s who.
Speed Demon
We’re going to give this little dog the benefit of the doubt when it comes to accidentally running over the other dog. On the best of days, dogs don’t usually know what their limbs or tail are doing. If you get rid of a dog’s back legs and replace them with a couple of wheels, it’s going to be chaos.
Just look at that poor dog in the back! It’s making sure it knows where Wheels is at all times. Look at the way the yellow lab is lying on the ground – like a snake. No arms or legs to be seen. Nothing for the wheels to “accidentally” roll over. We’ve met a couple of pugs, and they would definitely “accidentally” roll over that dog’s tail if they had wheels.
You Have to Say Uncle
We were taught at a young age – mostly via cartoons and movies and books and things like that – it’s impossible for dogs and cats to get along. While that isn’t always the case, it seems like these two pets might be headed in that direction. Neither of them LOOK all that upset about what’s going on, but odds are moments after this picture was taken the scene exploded into violence.
The cat has a whole lot of claws, and the dog has a whole lot of rear end in which to sink those claws. But who knows? Maybe this is an everyday occurrence. The cat is comfortable to sit on, and the dog keeps the cat warm. Maybe this is how they’ve worked things out.
Almost as if That Was a Bad Idea
We honestly didn’t expect to see this kind of message on this list. We’ve seen a bunch of strange things, but a dog locking itself in the bathroom to eat diapers and then chewing through the door to get out is a level beyond. There are a couple of assumptions going on here that make it more plausible – or at least less disgusting.
Firstly, we’re assuming that the diapers were clean. We just don’t even want to try to picture the mess if they weren’t. Second, the door doesn’t look like it was all that durable to begin with. None of this changes the fact that it’s still an impressive physical feat to chew through a door after eating all those diapers. We get to write such fun sentences.