We didn’t think that dogs would be able to work a car’s systems so well, but we suppose they have plenty of down time during the day when everybody is working to read up on the car’s literature. This dog wanted to prove that it could run the car even if the owners weren’t around, but it only resulted in a lot of embarrassment and a big check for the people who needed to get home.
We’re sort of wondering why the dog-shaming piece of paper the owners included ended with a question mark, but maybe it was to highlight just how ridiculous the entire event was. That’s a story to tell the friends after a while – comedy is tragedy plus time, after all.
I Want to Look Too
There are a lot of dogs out there that do a lot better when they have a fellow pet in the household – someone to play with, someone to nap with, and someone to frustrate. That last one is taking place in this picture in case it wasn’t obvious.
Both of these dogs are trying to get a look out the GOOD window – as opposed to the one that they are probably both closer to – and that means that one dog face is going to get squished a bunch. Or maybe they’re trying to get closer to the person who is sitting in the passenger seat, which just happens to be near the window. It’s also all too likely that the dog on top is just trying to bother the dog on the bottom.
Not That Kind of Bone, Kid
Traditionally, dogs love bones – nowadays, we know that it isn’t all that safe to give them real bones, but they still need things to chew on to keep their teeth in a healthy shape. The young pup in this pic knows that for a fact, but we think he or she had made the wrong decision on what kind of thing to gnaw on.
It’s liable to get kicked on the head if it applies very much pressure, but then again the look that the older dog has on its face tells us this might not be the first time it’s had its leg chewed. It has that hangdog (pun not intentional) look that a lot of parents have after a long day of dealing with a troublesome tyke.
Tanks Aren’t Known for Their Brains
If you call a dog (or a human, or anything for that matter) by the name “Tank,” you should know what you’re getting into. That’s not a creature that is going to go around winning the Nobel prize every year. That creation is going to smash into problems until they aren’t problems anymore.
That creature is going to make the conscious decision to sleep in a guitar case on a regular basis instead of on the couch or on a comfortable bed. Maybe it’s sort of a chicken before the egg thing – the owners saw this dog sleeping in the guitar case, and knew that Tank was a good name for the pup. Anyway, we can’t blame Tank too much – that guitar case DOES look pretty comfy.
Ready for a Night on the Town
This dog wasn’t okay with just sitting at home all night – it needed to get out there and see what the world had to offer. Of course, it didn’t have the manual dexterity to properly apply makeup, or the counting skills to know that most clubs need a little more than three dollars, but it was still a good first try.
If this dog was able to chew up some cash and ruin lipstick, then we bet it’s been getting into a lot more trouble that we haven’t seen yet. The purse isn’t the first place that a lot of dogs will jump to as a place to infiltrate. There are food bags and pantries to get into before that. This dog is definitely going places.