We all like playing a little bit of “Cosmic Encounter,” but if you have a house full of board games and you never actually play them, we’ll give you the same face as the cat. The arm on the chair’s armrest and the long, dangling leg make this cat’s stank face even more critical.
There’s something about a cat’s narrow eyes that makes them so wonderfully disdainful whenever a cat catches you doing something it doesn’t like. Which, most of the time, is whatever you happen to be doing that isn’t giving your cat the perfect amount of attention.
You Shouldn't Have
It's a little tough to see what's going on in this picture, but it's a simple explanation. Cats love themselves a nice, fresh box, and that's exactly what this cat is getting. It's being presented with a new box to lie in and make its own. There are a few things that a cat enjoys more. That's why they're so excited on Christmas morning – it isn't all the people or the wrapping paper.
It's the brand new cardboard boxes. Big ones, small ones, long ones, square ones. You can make an entire cat environment out of all those boxes. They'll love it.
Don't Lean Back!
They’re made to bend in a certain way, but they can really bend in any direction they want and be fine, such as in this picture. A one-hundred-and-eighty-degree bend in the spine, a curve to the side, an arm stuck inside the chair and the second pressed against that person's back, and we don't doubt that the cat is absolutely fine and just wants some attention.
As long as the person sitting in the chair doesn't scootch back, this is little more than just another silly cat picture. Hopefully, the cat can get its arm out of there.
Cheaper Than the Patch
For some reason, this tiny, adorably black kitty is all about gathering the household's lighters and keeping them for itself. Is it trying to tell its owner something? Maybe it's trying to get in with the cool cats that spend their nights in the alley next door. Kittens love to chase things, but collecting things is another matter – and collecting lighters specifically has got to be one-of-a-kind.
Goodness gracious, this cat looks so adorable, it would be hard to say no to those big, dopey eyes and the featureless mass of black fur around them. Might have to get some more, actually.
A Little Bit of Personality
Every baker wants to inject a little bit of him or herself into whatever they bake, but this is going a step too far. Actually, it looks like it's three steps too far. This is bad mostly because cats don't know how to wash their hands before they help with the food preparation, and also they walk in their toilets. Yeah, they can groom themselves, but that probably won't cut it.
On the other paw, this looks to be the bottom layer of crust, which means at least the evidence will be pretty easy to hide, and it's also going to be baked in the oven – maybe that will get rid of all the germs.