Sure this pizza looks fabulous and it’s probably delicious. But does nobody in Illinois like themselves? Because to eat this kind of food is basically a death sentence. It’s OK for tourists, who can just swoop in, have this type of pizza and return to their normal lives. But this is all the Chicagoans have!
Plus, it’s not the most slimming of foods. But that explains why people in Chicago look the way they do… every other person is another Chris Farley. OK, we’re kidding. But even Ted and Marshall from “How I Met Your Mother” decided to drive across the country just to get some Gozola’s Pizza in Chicago. Now that’s a testament to how could this deep-dish is.
Iowa
When it comes to restrooms, you want to feel as comfortable and that you have some level of privacy to do your business. In an amusing yet telling photograph, someone snapped a selfie while inside a public restroom in Iowa.
Puzzled and slightly perplexed, the individual couldn't help but express their bewilderment at the unusually short stall walls in Iowa's rest stops. But this maybe says more about the people of Iowa, who are naturally very curious individuals. Just as the stall walls offer little privacy, Iowa is a very open place, where people are expected to let each other into their lives.
Indiana
In most states, tractors are used for agricultural purposes and it's just this thing that farmers use as part of their jobs. But Indiana is the state where people ride tractors for fun. Because there is absolutely nothing in the world to do there. There’s a reason why it’s called the Crossroads of America.
You get to the crossroad and you literally don’t know which way to turn, every way is worse than the next. So all you can do is drive in any direction as far as you can and hope that it doesn't take too long to make it to the next state. Word advice though - do this with a car, not a tractor.
Idaho
If you didn’t understand this by now, it’s a pretty well-known fact that Idaho has nothing else going for it other than potatoes. So much is the case that this state has an actual museum dedicated to all things spud. It's a pretty random thing to get all historical about, if we're being perfectly honest.
So if you don’t have some freaky potato obsession then this isn’t the state for you. And for being so close to such a beautiful state as Washington, there is no reason for staying and suffering. And the fact that people in Idaho can say, I-da-hoe in Idaho is also telling.
Hawaii
In no other state is spam considered a delicacy, and eaten by the tons. While all of the other 49 states use it for dog food, because of its distant location, Hawaii became dependent on it during World War II. They are still going spam-strong years later.
We can't help but call back to that episode of "How I Met Your Mother," when Marshall Eriksen's dad convinced him is actually alien meat. After all, SPAM is an acronym for Sliced Processed Alien Meat. Yeah, we're getting more and more suspicious, especially since this became such a big deal in Hawaii.