Let us introduce you to the newest workout ever; it’s called the “millennial workout” where preparing to stare at your phone becomes an integral part of the routine, even if your safety is at risk. This may look pointless but the neck-leg-pull really comes in handy when you’re scrolling through those never-ending text messages.
Whatever impact that workout may or may not have on his physique, let’s just hope he doesn’t lose his grip mid-pull, or else that rubber band could snap and hit him in the face. And what’s worse, he could miss that riveting Instagram live feed of his friends doing brunch.
But Why?
Oh dear, it seems that there are way too many gym-goers with poor judgment. Not only is she drinking a 2L bottle of Pepsi, but she's also wearing a leather cap! Look, she might think she looks great pairing leather with her black outfit. But in addition to showing off her style, it's literally suffocating her head.
Just imagining how much sweat is under that cap is enough to turn anyone into a germaphobe. And we haven't even started talking about how much gas that Pepsi bottle is going to give. Working out at home won’t necessarily be any less gross, but at least it’s your own grossness.
Now That's a Slim Door
By the looks of this door, this gym clearly doesn't allow full-bodied people or even heavy-set people. This is strange because gym membership persists as a seemingly necessary precursor to getting in shape. How else do they expect heavier people to enter if they don't make doors wide enough for them?
Can you imagine just how annoying it must be if you arrive at the gym, but you're having a difficult time getting in, so you turn sideways, suck in your tummy and push through as the rest of the gym watches on. Now, you can't help but feel awkward and you truly hope nobody else noticed.
Nap Time
This guy is obviously too tired for the gym. Perhaps he decided to work out at the gym before going home to sleep, however, it looks like he was so exhausted, that he just collapsed on the treadmill and began snoozing. We get it, pal, sometimes you're so tired you just need to sleep wherever and whenever.
Look, sleeping is definitely important, we totally recommend it and everyone should get enough sleep to function at their best, but maybe don't go to the gym when you're this tired? Fortunately for him, there are enough treadmills next to him for the other gymgoers so he's not hogging one to catch some shut-eye.
The Worst Logo
We're not sure if this was done on purpose, to convey a deeper subliminal message, or if it was simply one of the worst logo designs ever. Do they want to shame their gymgoers or do they actually think this is inspiring? Did nobody realize what this looked like before deciding to put it up in a big sign, blown up by bright red lights?!
Not all designs seem well thought out. One can't help but laugh at the irony of walking into a gym whose sign seems to read "Fat Forever". Tip for next time, guys: turn the walking stick figure into a standing one with its legs closed so it actually looks like an "I" and not an "A".