It happens everywhere. The bricks we walk on every day eventually wear out, and one or two get loos, leading to what you see here. The builder saw this as a great opportunity to spice things up a little and decided to through in a bit of color. Not only that, new shapes were welcomed, and this is, ladies and gentlemen, the final product.
Let’s put aside the fact that it’s still dangerous for any pedestrian who walks by. They are wrong if the council thinks they are saving money by hiring an unprofessional builder. We can see someone suing them from a mile.
Withdrawal issues
Is this one of those new designs that force you to get a workout to get what you want out of it? That’s a pretty decent climb and solid squat you have to engage in to get your cash. It may not be the most comfortable or convenient ATM in the world, but your glutes will thank you later!
Now the more we think of it, the more we question what lies behind this. Yes, we apriciate the fact that the stairs are there to assist people in drawing out money; however, it also assists thieves in breaking into the machine. Something to think about...
Dripping Taps
This has got to be a joke or someone trying to get back at someone, or a joke. Is it a bad design? Is it a mixup while on the assembly line? Is it some kind of new generation and modernized taps that more mature citizens will never ever understand?
The person who put this together must have been aware of the state of this, understanding that the only way to wash your face and brush your teeth properly every morning will be accompanied by splashes of water going everywhere. Bad. Bad joke.
Dinosaur on Fire
So your best friend has called you up and invited you to come and see the newly renovated place. You prepare yourself to go, expecting to see a new carpet, some new shelves, and maybe a new sofa to sit on. The last thing on your mind is a dinosaur head hanging on the wall above the fireplace.
We don't know what scares us more. The fact that the dinosaur is about to melt and drool all over the fireplace, or the fact that the person who designed this, honestly, thinks this looks good.
Plug Up High
It took us a while to understand what was wrong with this design, and to be honest, even after it was revealed, we found it hard to understand what s so bad about it. Way up high, there is a plug. So yes, most electirc devices will not be able to be used when on top; however, they are plenty of tall people and plenty of devices that don't need to be used every day that can be placed up there.
You can place an emergency light on the top shelf, you can place a 1980s tape recorder you just can seem to say goodbye to, and you can put a nice plant and hide the plug. Between you and us, it has no use anyway.