We had to read this over and over again before realizing there were no grammar mistakes. This question was actually presented by a real lawyer in a real court case to a real witness in front of a real judge.
Maybe if attorneys rephrase their questions and realize that most people on this planet did not graduate from law school, maybe then the court system would have a future. Even the other lawyer felt this was going a little bit too far.
Splish Splash on Camera
If you want to try and fool the system, the least you can do is analyze your surroundings beforehand. Make sure there isn't any CCTV around that might interfere with your plans.
Luckily enough, no customers slipped and injured themselves. This could have been hilarious—the fast-food restaurant owner ending up suing the clever employee for damage.
A European Ex
We know there are all kinds of families these days. Those with a mother and father, those with two mothers or two fathers, those with a step-parent or a shared parent, and the sky is the limit.
But going on a honeymoon with your ex-wife, or your future girlfriend, is the first we have heard of. We hope the old wife updates the new one on what is going on in Europe.
Go Home Judge
Sometimes in life, you have to keep your thoughts to yourself. Saying the truth and volunteering useless information is not always to one's benefit. We know that a courtroom is a place where only the truth should be told. Even the judge knows that.
If we didn't know any better, this judge will be next on the defendant's chair.
The Kind of Kids
Sometimes the concept of "kids" is open to interpretation. After you get married (and sometimes before), many couples get a dog. Some are slightly more courageous, and they get a cat.
But at no stage whatsoever are these pets considered children. We can't think of anything else that would resemble actual kids!