We are taught early in life that we must always take advantage of the situation. Those things happen for a reason, and if we are caught in an incident, we must try to see in advance what the lesson is and how on earth we are getting ourselves out of it.
We wonder what would have happened if the policeman who stopped this man for speeding would have asked for proof of his excuse.
Let the Whole World Know
The list of reasons to divorce never ends from adultery to wanting different things, to adultery, and, yeah....adultery. It is almost impossible to look into your partner's eyes after knowing things you never wanted to know.
Luckily this witness has nourished her sense of humor, making the situation manageable. Adultery is the number one reason for divorce worldwide. It always has been and always will be, but if you learn to accept life and make a joke out of situations, we guarantee a life journey that is full of smiles and jokes that will go publicly (like this one.)
I Feel Like Chicken Tonight
There are a lot of things that go in the land of thieves. All we see is not all we get, as there is an underground city where you can trade goods for practically anything you want.
So next time you open your freezer and find a frozen chicken you forget existed, before preparing it for dinner, take it downtown. You never know what you might be able to exchange it with.
When you think of the people that work for big law firms, you think of a collection of intelligent people who are there not only to make loads of money but also to protect and secure the law. Without them, anarchy would rule.
The least this attorney could have done was take the role all the way and appear in court as a pauper. We know a few landscapers with an income that wouldn't shame any high-class lawyer.
The Rear End of a Vehicle
If we go back in time and study the evolution of vehicles and transportation, we will realize that many years ago, what seems to have been considered only cattle played a significant role in transportation. Apparently, not only horses took us from A to B.
These days people find it hard to believe that cattle played the role of a vehicle? It has four legs, it can turn left and right, and it can crash into the car in front of you if it has to.