This couple went through a rough episode and found themselves in hospital. The husband woke up after being in a coma and didn’t know where he was. If that wasn’t enough, he managed to immensely upset his wife.
It doesn’t take much to make your partner happy. Remember her birthday, remember your anniversary, and for God’s sake, remember her name.
How Did It End?
Was this lawyer serious when asking a living witness if so and so had killed him? Cause we didn't really need the witness's answer to know the truth. We can assume the answer was NO.
If I were the witness I wouldn't have replied. This is pure abuse of their intelligence.
Know the Nose
"Not all people are the same. You should never assume. Never think that everyone thinks alike. And, for sure, don't think that just because you have one nose everyone else does," said the lawyer to the witness.
Or in other words (from us to the super-intelligent lawyer), go back to biology lessons and go through the human organs once more. You have forgotten a fact or two.
Can You Tell the Difference?
Well, it doesn't really take a genius to figure this one out. There are a few minor differences between a living person and one whose life has ended.
Firstly a living person breathes, which is unlikely to witness in a person who has passed. And mostly, a living person has a functioning brain, unlike some attorneys we know.
First, Second, or Third Name
Some people think attorneys and jury members were born yesterday. We think some witnesses were born less than a minute ago by the look of it. How pathetic can one turn out to be in a full courtroom?
We can imagine the work exchange between the defendant and the officer at the time of the arrest. The defendant sitting behind the wheel, arguing that he wasn't driving. Trust us, not all witnesses are as useless as this one.