We wonder if this attorney was the prosecutor or the defense attorney. What exactly are they aiming at? So the parent doesn’t remember the exact age of the son. So they got confused with who is who and which is which—big deal.
The judge of this trial will surely understand and agree that when you have children, even if they are around you for a short period of time, it can sometimes feel that they are there all the time. Constantly. Without giving space.
Laws and regulations these days must be exact. Everything has to be detailed; there is no room for assumption or too many gray areas. Drinking alcohol has been regulated for years, and common sense plays an important role.
You mustn't drink and drive, which means you don't drink before driving either. You don't drink when on duty, meaning you don't arrive on duty after you've had a drink or two, thinking it would make the day look a bit better.
Divorce cases always leave a bitter taste. One of the sides seems to carry a need for revenge, just waiting for the day they can pull out their Ace.
This fellow should have made sure his ex at least joins him in his smoking session the previous night if he was planning on framing her. No brains, no worries.
Nose for Dinner
Not every accusation has to carry with it visual proof. Not every story must have tangible elements for completing the plot and convicting a crook.
In this specific case. We are not sure that a bitten-off nose in someone's mouth is sufficient for a final accusation. In today's world, there are many culinary behaviors that are not always easy to swallow.
How are Babies Conceived
When future attorneys study the secrets of law, we assume they are given a lesson or two on human behavior and human intelligence. But amidst all those heavy legal documents, perhaps some of them missed out on a few facts, some being, the simple facts of life.
This attorney wasn't able to tell the difference between present simple, present progressive, past present, and past simple. Plainly being simple.