Who put Jack in charge of the cake? All he had to do was retrieve the cake from the back of the minivan and set it on the cake table not even fifty feet away. Why Jack? Why? Everyone knows he’s an accident waiting to happen. Wait one minute. That guy on the left with his foot slightly raised….oh my God, did he trip Jack?!
Ok, we get you. It’s staged. The shocked impression on those girls’ faces is not real, the cake is flying in the air without a drop of frosting moving, and the groom should have been in tears of something like this would have happened. But now, seriously, could you imagine what if?
A “Just Married” Emasculating Moment
This next photo is a glimpse of what the future holds. It describes the roles each member of the house will take after the big day is over, and to be honest, we are not surprised at all. It is no secret who is going to wear the pants in this house. This is the face of deep regret.
Why didn’t this groom man up and pay for a limousine? Alternatively, he might have rented a car. Imagine, he could have been commandeering a steady chariot of pomp and decorum. Why? Why didn’t he listen to her? Bride, it's not too late. You can still run for your life.
I Do Take Thee in Bondage
We all have an embarrassing moment in life we wish we could go back and erase, but what happens when that moment is documented, and there is no going back? Just look what happens to this poor bride (we feel the groom was so concerned). She will be embarrassed by this forever.
She will never forget it. A perfectly good group shot was ruined. For the rest of her life, she will be saying to herself now and again, “Why didn’t we make it ‘M & S’? Why? Why? Why?” They could have drooped this photo of holding their initials, they could have even changed their first names, and where on earth was the photographer that encouraged this?
SOS!
Who thought this would be a good idea? Pile the entire wedding party on a rickety old dock and see what happens. Total panic. Obviously. All ready-to-get-married couples try to make their special day memorable and different. They all try to think out of the box and amaze their guests ( and themselves) with a special moment during the ceremony or a spectacular surprise during the dancing.
But no, that wasn't enough, and like this couple, a unique snapshot in a place no bride or groom have even been before had to be their special touch. Out of all the places in the world, that's the best they could come up with. An old wobbly doc?
Timber!
Nothing can prepare the bridal couple for a wedding day disaster of this magnitude. Caught on camera mere seconds before the three-tier cake’s fateful demise, this wedding memory will be etched in their minds forever. Please say the top tier did not hit the floor!
Now, we know the cake falling is an absolute disaster, but we see something far more wors than that. Look at the groom's facial expression. He knows he's going to have a rough night with his bride as she is going to have to find someone to blame for this chaos, and it's going to have to be him. he knows what coming, He is already 10 miles ahead in thought.