Sometimes you just want to shout something out to the world, or at least put up a sign and tell people. Other times you don’t really have much to say but sort of need to get the message out there no matter what.
Today, we all do it on TikTok or Facebook (depending on the age group usually), but apparently, we don’t even need elaborate technology in order to do that. We’re not quite sure in which category this sign falls. One thing we are sure about, this person did exactly what they set out to do and we couldn’t be happier for them.
Grow Please
Growing anything in your garden or backyard can be a real pain in the neck. There is the planting, the watering, the different needs of every different plant, and of course, the waiting. After putting so much work into those tomato bushes, they just take their sweet time not caring about how quickly you want them in your salad.
And while there's not much you can do to speed things up, making and putting up a sign like this one seems to take the edge off the anticipation. Say it a little louder, and the plants just might hear you!
Isolating
When you are under quarantine, the rest of your property should be out of bounds too. This is why this mailbox is on hiatus and any notifications should be strictly put on hold until said quarantine is complete. Makes perfect sense.
If you can't go to work, how will you make money? And if you can't make money, how will you pay for the bills? It is simple logic. You don't need to have a PhD to get it. It is only fair, really. In fact, maybe that mailman should be popping those bills into the little mailbox next door.
Muppets for All
If this was on any other political campaign, you might have the seeds of serious dictatorship on your hands. But since it's the Muppets, we're totally fine. In fact, having Fozzie Bear, Kermit, Miss Piggy, or all of them for that matter, might be just delightful, not to mention it will be the most inclusive government in history.
We will appoint them, in order of appearance, as Secretary of Defense, Secretary of Agriculture, Secretary of the Treasury, and Secretary of Labor. Sounds like a winning team to us but we'd be glad to get any of the gang for any part, big or small.
Let's Go, Vader
Here's someone who has abandoned all hope (or reality) and allowed themselves to create their own fantasy government. Because why not? Darth Vader might be a good leader, sure, he'll rule with an iron fist and the force may feel a little "dark" at times but hey, we've seen worse.
Plus, aren't we tired of seeing suits and ties in the White House? A nice cape might be just the kind of pizzazz that a country leader needs. We're sure many folks also believe that Vader should be the one true ruler of the galaxy. Where do we sign up?