If this was on any other political campaign, you might have the seeds of serious dictatorship on your hands. But since it’s the Muppets, we’re totally fine. In fact, having Fozzie Bear, Kermit, Miss Piggy, or all of them for that matter, might be just delightful, not to mention it will be the most inclusive government in history.
We will appoint them, in order of appearance, as Secretary of Defense, Secretary of Agriculture, Secretary of the Treasury, and Secretary of Labor. Sounds like a winning team to us but we’d be glad to get any of the gang for any part, big or small.
Isolating
When you are under quarantine, the rest of your property should be out of bounds too. This is why this mailbox is on hiatus and any notifications should be strictly put on hold until said quarantine is complete. Makes perfect sense.
If you can't go to work, how will you make money? And if you can't make money, how will you pay for the bills? It is simple logic. You don't need to have a PhD to get it. It is only fair, really. In fact, maybe that mailman should be popping those bills into the little mailbox next door.
Not Asking for Much
Sometimes you just want to shout something out to the world, or at least put up a sign and tell people. Other times you don't really have much to say but sort of need to get the message out there no matter what.
Today, we all do it on TikTok or Facebook (depending on the age group usually), but apparently, we don't even need elaborate technology in order to do that. We're not quite sure in which category this sign falls. One thing we are sure about, this person did exactly what they set out to do and we couldn't be happier for them.
Let's Go, Vader
Here's someone who has abandoned all hope (or reality) and allowed themselves to create their own fantasy government. Because why not? Darth Vader might be a good leader, sure, he'll rule with an iron fist and the force may feel a little "dark" at times but hey, we've seen worse.
Plus, aren't we tired of seeing suits and ties in the White House? A nice cape might be just the kind of pizzazz that a country leader needs. We're sure many folks also believe that Vader should be the one true ruler of the galaxy. Where do we sign up?
Deadly Bunny
People have been using animals to protect them from different things for hundreds (possibly thousands) of years. We trained dogs to bark when they hear a stranger in the house, trained cats to hunt our pests, and even trained ducks as emotional support systems. (True story, by the way.)
So yeah, some people have ferocious rottweilers or bulldogs. Others have deadly rabbits that quietly lurk in the shrubbery, waiting for any undesirable visitors. Dare one to trespass, they might meet their fate. Seriously, is this like some kind of Monty Python breed of rabbit? If so, that's actually a little worrying.