Have you heard of those dolls that are custom-made to your specific requests? Well, this thoughtful mom thought it would be nice to make a doll based on a picture of this guy as a baby. If you look closely, you can see the exact picture this toy was made after.
Though we are sure the sentiment behind this was 100% innocent, this doll’s face is anything but. It’s all in the eyes – something is haunting about them!
Failmobile
Batman has his Batmobile, so why shouldn't Spidey get a Spidermobile, right? Right! Well, that was our train of thought until we realized that Spiderman likes driving around naked. Whoever designed this, we'll give you a "D" for effort? But you're getting an "F" for design.
Aside from the Spidey-Esque color scheme, this toy is frightening, and perhaps the last thing we would think of buying our nieces and nephews for Christmas. There is no way anyone could convince us to purchase this item. Absolutely no way!
The Original Duck Face
There are two ways to understand what's going on in this photo. Either they accidentally put a duck's face on a mammal's body, or the opposite. You can tell by the duck's expression that it isn't too thrilled about its current state, and to be honest - we can't blame him!
We wonder how many of these new species were put together on the assembly line. Who knows, maybe this is evolution happening in front of our eyes!
The Birds, the Bees & The Bunnies
Looking at these two baby toys separately - they seem wholesome. Two bunnies, what's wrong with that, right? Wrong! Together these two toys make for a pretty "R" rated scene.
Perhaps, when the time comes, parents can use these toys to show give their kids the birds and the bees talk.
Santa's Little Helper
This delightful toy was placed at a shopping center's Santa's elf workshop display. We admit we don't really know what Santa's elves look like - but we're sure it's not this. Someone took a baby doll, ripped her head off, and then attached her to a stuffed animal's body.
We're not sure that that's what the spirit of Christmas is all about. To add insult to injury, whoever made this horrible toy also painted the doll's face an almost toxic shade of yellow.