This delightful toy was placed at a shopping center’s Santa’s elf workshop display. We admit we don’t really know what Santa’s elves look like – but we’re sure it’s not this. Someone took a baby doll, ripped her head off, and then attached her to a stuffed animal’s body.
We’re not sure that that’s what the spirit of Christmas is all about. To add insult to injury, whoever made this horrible toy also painted the doll’s face an almost toxic shade of yellow.
Picture Perfect
Have you heard of those dolls that are custom-made to your specific requests? Well, this thoughtful mom thought it would be nice to make a doll based on a picture of this guy as a baby. If you look closely, you can see the exact picture this toy was made after.
Though we are sure the sentiment behind this was 100% innocent, this doll's face is anything but. It's all in the eyes - something is haunting about them!
The Birds, the Bees & The Bunnies
Looking at these two baby toys separately - they seem wholesome. Two bunnies, what's wrong with that, right? Wrong! Together these two toys make for a pretty "R" rated scene.
Perhaps, when the time comes, parents can use these toys to show give their kids the birds and the bees talk.
A True Care Bear
Okay, we know exactly what you're thinking! Snap out of it! This is an entirely innocent children's toy! Let us break it down for you, this bear was built so that when you squeeze it, the balls pop out of its mouth and shoot across the room.
See, there's nothing naughty about it. Though we do understand why you were thinking what you were thinking, we admit, we were thinking it too!
Not So Pearly Whites
What's going on with Wolverine's teeth? Should we call his dentist? If these statue designers were planning on making him look feisty, the least they could do was make sure the poor guy flossed before.
We admit we don't know much about the X-Men, but we're sure that if Hugh Jackman were to lay eyes on this guy, he'd be upset.