How can we explain why this is such a problem.
IT MAKES EVERYTHING YOU WRITE SEEM LIKE YELLING.
Go On Cruises
What an amazing idea, a floating hotel you can only leave for a few hours a day, with a set agenda, shuffleboard, and all-you-can-eat buffets.
This sounds like the perfect way for an adventurous journey to enjoy the local sights, culture, and cuisine, or not.
Pay Paper Bills
This is messy, hard to keep track of and bad for the environment.
Why would anyone pay their bills the old-fashioned way when you can do it online or use automatic payments?
Retirement Funds
Saving up for retirement is a good idea, but when you guys empty out all the money Social Security has, the rest of us will never be able to retire.
Since you helped set these systems up, that hardly seems fair.
Mrs. Dash Gives Them Flavor
The world is full of exotic spices and flavors, but baby boomers seem to be stuck on just one – Mrs. Dash and use it on everything.
Hmmm, tastes... the same.