The world is full of exotic spices and flavors, but baby boomers seem to be stuck on just one – Mrs. Dash and use it on everything.
Hmmm, tastes… the same.
MESSAGES IN ALL CAPS
How can we explain why this is such a problem.
IT MAKES EVERYTHING YOU WRITE SEEM LIKE YELLING.
Retirement Funds
Saving up for retirement is a good idea, but when you guys empty out all the money Social Security has, the rest of us will never be able to retire.
Since you helped set these systems up, that hardly seems fair.
They Love Shopping Channels
As if we all don’t already buy too much stuff we don’t need, now there are entire networks of useless products transmitting 24/7.
Even capitalism could use a break from time to time.
Still Wearing Slacks
Even Gisele can’t make these look good.
They are like regular pants but with pleats around the waist, you know, where people want to look the widest.