All you can eat sounds like a good idea in theory, but there is something a little off about a never-ending supply of steak, pancakes, lobster, and biscuits, all sitting under a heat lamp.
Save yourself a stomach ache, pick a meal and just go with it.
Tax the Rich
It’s about time somebody worried about the rich minority in America.
Hope you’re not too attached to the surplus economy. It was nice while it lasted.
Bathe with Soap Bars
Bar soap is gross and not for sharing, and the things that stick to it, ugh.
Liquid soap just looks and smells better.
Collect Knickknacks
They take up shelf space, collect dust, and are absolutely worthless.
What’s the deal with knickknacks?
Love Chain Restaurants
There’s one in every city in America and they are all exactly the same.
Next time treat yourself to more than Olive Garden and check out a one-of-a-kind local restaurant instead.