Texans like to go big. They have big steaks, big cattle, and yes — big trucks. It is almost imperative that you own a huge truck at some point in your life if you want to not be revoked of all of your Texas citizenship rights. This little car in the middle obviously belongs to a tourist who didn’t know any better.
Has no one told him that in Texas you do as the Texans do? It’s like a Texan commandment – “Thou shalt drive a massive truck!” The locals take it quite seriously, and it’s all part of embracing that Lone Star spirit.
Road Rage Must Be Crazy
If you thought Texas was a complicated place, wait till you come across its lanes. Texas has big cars. Big cars call for big roads. Those big roads create some traffic and road engineering the likes of which you can't find anywhere else. The mega-intersection in this picture is called the High Five Interchange, and it would take a seasoned Texan to navigate through it properly.
Those who venture into this mind-boggling maze will need to be extra careful with the lanes they choose and the exits they take. The wrong ones could take them places where no man has gone before.
Helping a Friend Out
The ultimate favor someone can do for a friend is to help them move. These two gentlemen holding the mattress in the back of this pickup truck have obviously proved themselves as top-notch friends to whoever it is that's moving. We can only hope that what seems like a reckless joyride on a mattress was a little safer in real life.
Maybe there was an invisible belt securing them or the mattress (or both) into place. In the Lone Star State, friendships are cherished, and the memories made together are just as big as that Texas sky. Here's to those two mattress-hauling amigos – true Texans, true friends, and true adventurers!
The Wind In the Willows
These fans don't really help the temperatures drop in Texas. Very few things will really help the temperatures in Texas. These, however, do help a little bit because they produce power. In turn, this power will be used to operate air conditioners and indoor fans, which will make the at-home temperatures a little more bearable.
So, next time you're in Texas, embrace these mighty fans as your trusty sidekicks in the battle against the heatwave. Because when it comes to surviving a Texan summer, every bit of cooling help counts – no matter how small!
Will You... Hunt With Me?
Thinking of popping the question to your special Texas girl? Then this is the right place for you! You pop in there to get the ring and treat yourself and the special lady with a complementary piece of weapon! It is the perfect pairing for the perfect pair.
After she says yes, you two can go hunting together to celebrate. Or you can just open a bottle of wine if you're into that sort of thing. It's like a nod to that rugged Texan spirit, where love and self-defense go hand in hand – the perfect pairing for the perfect pair!