Some snacks have made it global, like Cheetos or various potato chip flavors, becoming supermarket staples worldwide. However, there are other delightful treats that stay true to their home country or state. Enter the unique snack in this picture: Bacon Bark – a Texan-exclusive delight! Picture this: mouthwatering smoked bacon embraced by the sweetness of milk chocolate.
It might sound like an unusual combination, but trust us, it’s a flavor explosion worth savoring! Only in Texas can you experience the boldness of BBQ and the indulgence of chocolate in one glorious bite.
Seasons
Being season-appropriate is always nice. Especially when it comes with a positive twist on body image. It only makes sense that once all of our winter fat is gone, the spring rolls appear. We wonder what they would have to say about summer. Now we just now we have to make sure we visit Texas during the summer, just because we're curious which seasonal signs we'll get to see.
El Arroyo's wit is as Texas as cowboy boots and barbecues! With a dash of humor and a sprinkle of wisdom, they serve up their signature "problem-solving" puns alongside tasty Tex-Mex. Who knew math jokes could be so uplifting?
Math
The restaurant in Austin strikes again with another hilarious sign. Nothing screams Texas more than a good old El Arroys sign. As children, everyone helps us solve our problems, but as we grow up we are told that as grown-ups, we need to be able to resolve problems that come our way.
This isn’t the first clever math pun we’ve seen but it’s the perfect word trick to bring a smile to the face of any passer-by. El Arroyo's wit is as Texas as cowboy boots and barbecues! With a dash of humor and a sprinkle of wisdom, they serve up their signature "problem-solving" puns alongside tasty Tex-Mex. Who knew math jokes could be so uplifting?
Stylish Grilling
Grilling your Texas meat can't be done on just any ordinary grill. It needs style, it needs class, it needs humor, it needs to scream Texas. It needs to look like a pink pig with drag-queen eyelashes. Just like the grill in the picture. We have to commend the grill designer on their attention to detail.
Especially the heart-shaped nose and the little dangly bucket on the front. Thank god the meat cooked on this grill is already too dead to understand it's being cooked in a version of its living self.
Finishing Touches
There are a few things you need to throw a party in Texas. First, you need a proper grill to cook the massive amounts of meat you have. Next, you need a lot of ice to chill everyone's drinks because the weather is not going to work in your favor on that front.
Then, you need to take care of beer. You can't have cowboys over and not give them beer. And finally, as a finishing touch, you need to get a couple of deer-horn bottle openers to open all the beer you got for your fellow cowboys. Now it's a party!