Texas roads are tricky as they are inviting. With big cars and wide-open freeways, you could find yourself cruising at a dangerously high speed. Even if you don’t consider yourself a speedster, you might want to look out for cars speeding around you. In fact, the cars speeding around you will make sure to honk their horns at you if they think you’re too slow.
So if you feel like taking a trip to Texas anytime soon, remember to throw caution to the wind. You might get caught for speeding, but that will only be proof that you’ve embraced the little Texan within you.
Karate Psychic
They say it’s important to diversify your business, and the people of Texas know that well. Otherwise, we have no way of explaining this picture. This person has taken the diverse business advice very seriously and decided to offer two services that you might not combine together naturally. But then again, you can never know if psychic karate could be for you.
For all we know, fighting people with your mind might be a lot less energy-consuming than a common martial art. Only in Texas, where the frontier of innovation knows no bounds, could you find a place offering something like this; a harmonious blend of mind-reading and high kicks. It's like a mystical dance of the senses, where you anticipate your opponent's moves before they even know they're making them.
The Four Seasons
As kids, we are taught that a year has four seasons. Texas kids, however, might learn that in school but experience something completely different. Texas is in the South and so close to the equator, so the temperatures are high all the time. Texas essentially has four slightly different versions of summer and that's about it.
In some areas, it is hot and humid, while others have more arid conditions, but one thing is for sure, summertime in Texas is hot hot hot. Texas residents might be able to bake cookies in their cars by leaving the uncooked dough in the vehicle and waiting for the scorching sun to do its thing.
Food Pyramid
Texans sure love their food. Lots of meat, ice cream, pies, and of course, Tex-Mex. A combination of Mexican food with a Texan twist. They Might as well establish a new Texas diet. Why not? There are all kinds of ridiculous diets these days, the Texan diet might as well be one of them. Who wouldn't want to eat like a cowboy?
A day's menu for someone on a Texas diet would include a piece of pecan pie with the morning coffee, Mexican food for lunch, and some grilled meat for dinner. Non-potato vegetables are optional. Expect Texan-sized portions and Texas-shaped steaks.
Existentialism
Welcome to Texas, where the roads stretch as far as the eye can see, and the "middle of nowhere" is actually somewhere! Embrace the solitude and let your mind wander on a journey of self-discovery. I We saw how much landmass Texas had when we compared it to the map of Europe.
It’s no surprise that there are vast stretches of absolutely nothing. 22 miles, is almost as long as a marathon, so that’s a lot of nothing. But, on the bright side, there can be something very relaxing in driving in the desert for hours without seeing another human soul. It can definitely get you thinking about life, just like this sign.