This coffee cake is just another perfect example of everything in Texas being larger than life. In fact, Grandma gave him this piece of heaven to have all for himself. His cousins all got one of their own, too. Hopefully, he remembered to brush his teeth after chowing down on those boatloads of sugar!
Hey, at least it would be worth a cavity, right? Anything that’s loaded with cinnamon and sugar is definitely worth it…This cake is like a Texas-sized sugar rush, and we’re not complaining! One bite, and you’ll feel like you’ve entered a cinnamon wonderland. It’s so indulgent that even the cowboys might trade in their horses for a slice!
Existentialism
Welcome to Texas, where the roads stretch as far as the eye can see, and the "middle of nowhere" is actually somewhere! Embrace the solitude and let your mind wander on a journey of self-discovery. I We saw how much landmass Texas had when we compared it to the map of Europe.
It’s no surprise that there are vast stretches of absolutely nothing. 22 miles, is almost as long as a marathon, so that’s a lot of nothing. But, on the bright side, there can be something very relaxing in driving in the desert for hours without seeing another human soul. It can definitely get you thinking about life, just like this sign.
Here Comes the Bride
This bride is ready to get down to business, and she’s to ride a horse to get there. This Texan and her soon-to-be groom decided to play things a little differently. Apparently, all of the wedding guests got to take a turn with the horse: The Lone Star version of pin the tail on the donkey.
Move over traditional wedding games; Texas has a wild twist! Forget about tossing the bouquet; here, it's all about wrangling the horse! As the bride gracefully gallops towards her happily ever after, the guests take turns saddling up for a unique reception adventure.
Monster Trucks
Everything is bigger in Texas, including these monster off-roading vehicles. Heather is actually from Rhode Island, but she visited a friend down south and got caught up in the lifestyle. Cowboy boots with bikini tops on supersized trucks? Heather fell in love, and now, she lives in El Paso. Hey, do you blame her?
With those size tires, that truck could literally climb a wall, a tree, or something equally as cool. But Heather didn’t just move to Texas, that’s actually her truck, and she uses it for badass photoshoots like this one. You go, Heather!
No Country for Any Old Horse
Okay, no country for any horse in some areas of Texas. As you can imagine, tons of residents own horses for a variety of different reasons. And because of this, many of them ride their horses around town – both for leisure and transportation. But in some public areas, like ballparks and other similar areas. However, as you can see, the sign doesn’t only apply to horses.
Livestock also includes pigs, cows, and goats, and these signs make it clear that none of the above are allowed inside these fenced-off areas. But for some Texans, this sign means it’s an off-limits zone for them, too. No horse? No Texan.