Things are good in Texas. You can just carry a big honking gun wherever you want. You can just be driving down the street with this big machine on your back, and people will hardly give you a second glance. Unless they’re from one of those northern states, that is.
Now, realistically, there are a lot of dangerous animals in Texas that could actually hurt somebody. We have personally witnessed a good old boy shoot a diamondback (which are quite dangerous) that was getting too close with a rifle as if it was an everyday occurrence.
Trot-thru
In most cases, people working at drive-thru windows at a fast food joint won’t let you walk-thru to pick up your burger – no matter how much they should appreciate the fact you didn’t drink and drive. But something’s different when you’re on a horse. We wonder if they had any apple slices for the handsome transportation.
You heard it right, pardner! When you mosey up to a drive-thru on horseback in Texas, you're in for a real treat. Those fast-food folks can't resist the charm of a four-legged customer! Who knows, maybe they've got a secret stash of carrot sticks just for these majestic steeds. It's the Wild West meets the fast-food frenzy, and it's downright delightful to witness. So, next time you're hankerin' for a burger, consider trotting through the drive-thru and watch the magic of Texas hospitality unfold!
Grabbing Some Cowboy Grub
Everybody needs to grab a bite to eat, even if they spend most of their time out on the range. It looks more likely that those broaches are about to pull out some sidearms and stick up the store, but they look a little too official for such a thing – just look at those crisp white shirts and white hats. Perfect for spending a lot of time in the hot sun.
We wonder if there's anything that this cowboy-friendly drive-through can offer their rides. Do horses like ice cream? They're herbivores, so probably not...but they drink milk, right? Maybe they wouldn't mind it.
A Pizza Big Enough for Everyone
Texas might not be the biggest state (Alaska holds that record) but it's still the second biggest and the people who live there love to talk about the size. It's not hard to make a pizza the shape of your state, but one in the shape of Texas is big enough to feed a family of four and even have leftovers.
Looks like a pretty classy pie, too – you've got the classic pepperoni, some greens (peppers? It's a little difficult to make out), a nice bit of white cheese, and a cracker crust that looks done to perfection. Invite us next time, we'll bring cookies.
Is Dr. Pepper Okay?
For most of the country – indeed, most of the world – when it comes to cola, there are two options tops. Not so in Texas. It's the land of the true king of the cola crown, the delicious Dr. Pepper. If you walk into a Texas restaurant, there's a good chance that you won't be able to find Coke (head east to get some) or Pepsi (head...north? West? Somewhere else), but you're sure to get the good doctor.
It's because Dr. Pepper comes from Texas. Yes, Dr. Pepper is fine. From the sparkling cities to the vast prairies, Dr. Pepper is a constant companion, a refreshing reminder of the true spirit of Texas!