Delaware, the ultimate haven for shopaholics looking to satiate their every purchasing desire, albeit with the added burden of meticulous tax calculations. Surely, the citizens of Delaware must rejoice at this remarkable perk! And here we have an individual who completely understands the allure, so much so that they couldn’t resist pulling over on the highway to take a photo of an amusing welcome sign.
In bold letters, it says, “Welcome to Delaware, the small wonder, the first state – Home of Tax-Free Shopping. Buckle Up, it’s the Law!” Retail therapy sure does reign supreme here and shoppers can revel in the knowledge that their hard-earned dollars won’t be burdened by additional taxes.
Georgia (Part 2)
Whether you’re a Georgia Peach or Pech is clearly of little importance in the state. As is spelling in the Georgia education curricula, apparently. Considering that the state fruit is peach and every other street name has the word peach in it, we would hope that everyone would know how to spell that word.
But alas, we are the fools for actually being surprised. Heck, even the logo for "The Real Housewives of Atlanta" has a peach in it. But all in all, we hear that things are really peachy in this part of the world. Great, now we want to gobble up some peaches and cream.
Florida (Part 2)
Many people call Florida America’s armpit and there’s a good reason why. A lot of weird news stories always seem to take place here. This guy with a mullet hairstyle could be somebody important for all we know. But one thing is for sure - she should be locked up for at least attempted murder.
Do you know why? Because he sure is killing it with that hairstyle. And by killing it, we mean he's completely killing the vibe. And not just him, his two sidekicks are also stinking up the place with their questionable hairstyles. If this is the best that Florida has to offer, we ain't going anytime soon.
Connecticut
Connecticut is an expensive state and this sign perfectly illustrates why. If you take your kids here, be sure that they aren’t pitching any rocks off the edge or you will find yourself paying a fine plus tax. Sigh, gone are the good ole days of rock skipping.
Also, beware of the attack seagull which is flying around this area... probably attacking children who throw rocks. But here's the real question that will cook your noodle - does it count as rule-breaking if Connecticut-native Triple H takes Dwayne Johnson and pedigrees him into the water? Technically, he would be throwing The Rock.
Colorado (Part 2)
Colorado, a magnet for eccentric souls who embrace their quirks and seek out peculiar photo opportunities against a breathtaking backdrop. Enter this spirited young lady, defying convention as she merrily reenacts scenes from "The Sound of Music" while sporting a Pokemon onesie.
Colorado's identity is further defined by its embrace of nature and the inclusion of some entirely legal herbs in the mix. If you don't have a soft spot for free-spirited hippies who find peace in Mother Nature, Colorado might not be your cup of tea. However, fear not, as this diverse state is sure to offer a plethora of alternative experiences that will pique your interest, this state might just be your joint!