One thing that connects everyone is Pizza. Is a person who doesn’t love Pizza really a person? Or are they just an alien faking it? The problem is that there has got to be a better way to tell the difference between a men’s and a women’s restroom. On the other hand, does it really matter?
These signs do little to help us know which bathroom we should go into, but at the end of the day, all that really matters in life is Pizza.
Chicken Salad Chick
These are the bathroom signs at a restaurant called "Chicken Salad Chick." While we are not fans of women being referred to as chicks, nor do we think all men are "chick magnets" (many of them are the opposite) we do have to commend these bathroom signs for staying on theme.
We think they really could have gone for something different, but it seems that their customers love these signs, and hey, maybe they know their audience better than we do.
Mom & Pop
You must love The Simpsons, right? This comic book store used everyone's favorite mom and dad as their bathroom mascots - and we love it! It could have been cool if they decided to use all the cartoon and comics' males and females and fill up these doors with hundred and hundreds of stickers!
If the owners are reading this and you like our idea, please go for it! We'd love to see the updated version!
What Now?
Listen, we swear that we come from the west, but we still have no idea what we are supposed to understand from this sign we're staring at. Maybe they are trying to communicate that these toilets are western-people friendly? As opposed to Japanese toilets?
We've never been to Japan so we're really confused, but at the end of the day, if we can go through that door and do what we gotta do, maybe that's all that matters.
Like a Sailor
We've all heard the expression cursing like a sailor, but what happens when you need to pee like one? All that spinach will make you healthy, but it also requires a place to be discarded. In a world of cartoon characters, we see every day - be an Olivia or a Popeye.
Over the years, Popeye has appeared in comic books, television cartoons, video games, advertisements, and apparently bathroom signs!