There is no drama like lawn drama. We need to know what the premise of this neighborhood feud is! Why did someone call the police on this lawn, it looks absolutely magnificent to us! Are these birds protecting this yard?
We’re not sure exactly what happened, but words like “your move” are words that frighten us. We’d keep our distance. That being said, we would also like to set up a camera there just to see what the neighbor’s next move actually is. Our money is on filling their own lawn with a bunch of decorative dinosaurs. You know, just to one-up Flamingo Dude.
A Boxer on a Cardboard Box
This is about as creative as it gets. It's simple, yet so on point. Can you imagine Mike Tyson at a garage sale? Going through cardboard boxes and trying to get a good deal on a vanity mirror or a cake mixer? Well, now you can. You're welcome.
This sign is an "if you know, you know" kind of situation, and for those who may not know, Mike Tyson has a slight lisp. And though we are against poking fun at people for any sort of speech impediment, we couldn't help but giggle! Very slightly and inaudibly (we don't want to get in trouble with that guy), but still giggle.
Rest in Peace, Old Man
Well, if this isn't the very definition of in-your-face, then we don't know what is. We wonder what kind of grandpa that man was to have earned the "finally" on that hot pink sign. We hope that apart from dentures and canes, this old man left behind some worthwhile stuff.
Maybe that's the reason his family wanted him to move on to the next plane of existence so much. We have never been to an estate sale but are very interested in visiting one. So if you've gone looking for gold at an old man's house, give us some tips!
Good Intentions
Ladies and gentlemen, we would like to turn your attention to the cute washi tape at the top of this note. Just making sure everybody sees the sweet graphics on it before we proceed. Everyone got a good look? Great. Now, on to the man who put it there, who is just as adorable. This man is our new hero.
A nice gesture for his wife turned out to be a creepy letter left for the whole neighborhood to read. We bet the person who read the letter was more than happy to receive it. It's always nice to feel loved, even if it is by mistake. How do you think he understood a mistake had been made?
Zombie for President
When all the other candidates suck — which is oftentimes the case — there's no choice but to turn to some nice, brain-eating zombies. If you've ever seen a post-apocalyptic movie, you know that the zombies are going to take over anyway, so why not just please them by surrendering now?
Besides, they might not be such bad rulers after all. Sure, they aren't very bright, but hey, if they can't understand how cars or money work, that means they can't raise gas prices! Sadly, though, they probably can't read either, which means they are unaware of this person's support.