Parking is like trying to catch a Squirtle in Pokemon Go. You twist and turn, inching your way into a space that’s just slightly bigger than your vehicle. And just when you think you’ve got it, a pedestrian walks by and throws off your entire game.
Suddenly, you’re all turned around and wondering how you ended up with the front of your car facing the sidewalk. It’s enough to make you want to throw in the towel and just park in the next state over.
Pretty Please
Passive aggressive notes - the perfect way to say what you mean without actually saying it! Whether it's a neighbor who keeps playing their music too loud or a person who doesn't park in the lines, nothing says, "I'm annoyed with you but don't want to confront you directly," quite like a passive-aggressive note.
It's like the notes are saying, "I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed... and I want you to know it."
Mistake Child
The person who left this note thinks that this car owner’s life was, in fact, a mistake.
We get the idea from this that the person was probably parked that poorly to make somebody put this note on their car. Man, we wish we could see a picture of how the car was parked.
Potato Gang
The last thing you want to do is upset the potato gang. This parker seems to have done exactly that, and now the potato gang is here to seek their revenge.
We appreciate a note like this; it gets its point across without being overly rude. We hope that a nicer and funnier note like this would be effective.
Bad Park You!
This note asking "WHY YOU BAD PARK?" is certainly a direct approach when it comes to complaining about bad parking. It's to the point and lets the parker know that you're so displeased with their parking you had to write them a note even though their broken English.
Surely if they can write an angry note in broken English, you can attempt to park a teeny bit better?