When in doubt – don’t put out your microwave and use it as a mailbox! Do I leave my dishwasher outside to collect pretty-looking rocks and twigs? Do I set up my laundry machine in the doorway for the placing of shoes?
There must be a reason that the word appliance is made out of the acronym for: Apparently, these people Live like animals And have no conscience…
In-Laws Can Be Such a Drag
They say that when you marry someone, you marry the entire family. While this might not apply to everyone, this guy seems to be more committed to his in-laws than most. They also say “til death do us part.”
Of course, if the natural order of things didn’t throw anything out of whack, the mother-in-law would ideally kick the bucket before the wife. Here, we can see that his mother-in-law has been gone for quite some time now and these days, is just a bag of bones. And yet, she still managed to get a bike ride from this neighbor. Happy Halloween y’all.
Kiss My Jack O' Lantern
Halloween can be such a cheeky time of the year. Either, you’re dressing up as something genuinely scary, or you might want to wear a costume that makes people want to give a little wink when they lay eyes upon it. Truth be told, this is not even a person.
It’s some kind of weird Halloween scarecrow that one of the neighbors built. But what makes it unique is the pose that the model is making. They seem to be revealing their backside, which is made out of a pair of pumpkins. Pretty creative if you ask us. That is definitely a trick, not a treat.
He Couldn’t Bear to Go to Work
Of course, most neighbors are humans, there’s no denying that. But according to this person, one of their neighbors is actually a giant teddy bear. We can imagine that being quite a pleasant arrangement, living next door to something so warm and cuddly.
But even teddy bears have been know to let things get out of control at parties. In fact, it is believed that many of them don’t know how to handle their drink. As you can see here, this teddy had a pretty rough weekend and was caught throwing up in the dumpster.
Leave Me Alone
Here is another example of some petty neighbor who just had to make the point of only cleaning their half of the lawn, to the exact inch of course! Listen, when the Fall comes, leaves fall from the trees. They land on our front lawns. And it’s on us to decide whether or not we want to remove them from the grass.
But you know folks? Wind comes and blows the leaves all over the place. Do you know what that means? It means that Mr. Pedantic’s little leaf-free cleaning session is going to be undone very quickly. Jokes on him!