The toy company that manufactures these squishy toys knows that their product is cheap. Instead of fighting it and coming up with a better toy – they decided to take an alternative route. When the toy’s eyes fall off (they inevitably will) – the doll has backup eyes drawn on the ball itself.
In all honestly, it’s not the worst idea. In fact, the backup eyes make the toy even cuter than it was, to begin with.
Spiderman's Panty Line
The designers of this children's ride did everything in their power to make Spiderman as lifelike as possible. Along with the lifesize and colorful ride, they made a point of giving good ol' Spidey a visible panty line.
The only thing we're a little perplexed over is the way he's holding his arm up like he's marching through the sky. Isn't Spiderman supposed to be holding his arm out to let the web out in a particular Spiderman-Esque way?
My Little Ponytail
Sometimes taking a poorly manufactured toy and repurposing it into something else is the only way to go. When the poorly constructed toy is put into another broken toy, it's only a matter of time before the ugly truth comes out.
We wonder how long after this pony was purchased did the kid realize that "My Little Pony" was actually "Barbie's Little Ponytail." This is awkward, to say the least...we really hope we don't have any doll's heads in any of our toys!
Jurassic Party
Either this little fellow came back from a late night of partying - or he's been up all night because his owner is afraid of the dark.
We know both of these options aren't plausible - which just goes to show you how far imagination went and how poorly this stuffed animal was designed. Now, excuse us while we drip eyedrops into this poor guy's eyes.
Nesting & Resting
When you've built a career around painting faces on Russian nesting dolls - you know you're at the top of your game. Around doll number one thousand, you start losing your patience. The great thing about Russian nesting dolls is that no one really ever reaches the smallest one.
Whoever was in charge of this Babooshka became tired pretty quickly. After doll number two, they decided that enough was enough and drew two eyes and a "flower"...if we could even call it that.