There is one meal each week dreaded by every child, you guessed it, it’s meatloaf night! It’s a gross rectangle, covered in brown slime with a bland taste.
And you wonder why hipster food is so popular?
Fall for Fossil fuels
Baby boomers are considered the greediest generation.
It’s time to stop destroying the planet and fighting wars over oil and start spending money on green, sustainable energy.
Put Fuzzy Seat Covers
These fuzzy butt warmers trap so many odors and germs inside that washing them even twice a day is not enough.
I have to say, the cold seems better than the grossness.
Buy Infomercial Products
Like regular commercials aren’t bad enough, each one of these lasts for half an hour.
Infomercials are proof that people with too much money will buy anything.
Eat Salads That Make No Sense
It’s true that millennials eat strange things.
I mean, who doesn’t love kombucha and sprouted nuts? But at least they have never made anyone suffer through the indignity of eating broccoli grape salad dipped in mayonnaise.